Monday, April 16, 2012

Giving some TLC

 Mistress was unwell recently; so I took care of her. I rubbed her feet (I know she loves the feel of my fur) and nibbled on her toes to wake her every half hour to make sure, that she went to the potty chair. What was the best part while she was unwell was, being able to lay on her lap while she laid in her recliner chair sleeping.
What was my reward for being a caring kitty for my Mistress?

PET GRASS!!!!!!

Meowwwwwww yum!!!!


Republic or ...

No going to the darkside I think. At least not this time.


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The Darkside

Playing Starwars online while mistress is @ work. Bwahaha!


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Thursday, April 5, 2012

When Kats fight

RUN! 

At least; meow, it's what this kitty did. Not only did I run but, I also hid! Mistress is my hero. Not only did she stop the 2 from fighting but, she also, went out side with a container of Cheyenne pepper powder and where I spied on her through the window; see her sprinkle the ground with it! 

MEOW!!!

I feel sorry for the kitty that should be out there, SNIFFING it up their nose!

MEOW!!!! (rolls on his back laughing!!) Wooooo!!!!

I was in no hurry to go back into the kitchen to eat those yummies from the can that, Mistress up's and carries me into the kitchen where she plop's me down in-front of the food dish and tells me: "Man up Fatboy"

Hello?

I'm a cat Mistress! Not a man.

The "MAN" of the house

Friday, March 30, 2012

love is no-more

(in the tune of "All by myself")

Meow, meow, meow; meow!

Sad!!!!! Mistress was wondering what I was doing this evening... All I was doing was just hanging out at the front door; making kitty faces of love to 6 toes who, was doing the same back at me. Well let me tell you!, she (my mistress) went out the door and sat on the porch, leaving me inside while she sat, petted and talked with 6 toes! 

Meow!!!!

Then!!! she came in; closed the door and started laughing and told me that 6 toes was a MALE!  NO!!!!!! Don't tease me like that! She even boasted; "not only is he a male but he has 7 toes on his front feet and 6 on the back"!

Heart cracks...

sniff.

A male cat. Oh well; if I'm gonna, it might as well be with someone who I am attracted to. Right?

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Shrimps for mei!

Hmmm shrimp
  Meow! The bet was over with, way before it even started. I WON!!! Tonight we celebrated that little well known fact; Shrimp for mei! Meow!!!

Not much has been going on. Hell; I confess. I met someone recently and have been too busy to blog on here. We met one day when Mistress had gone across to get soda and she left the door open (however the screen door was locked). A rather nice looking Orange, long haired female came by to see what I was crying about. My cries stopped. Our eyes met. She was the daring one when she came up to the door and laid down and pressed her face to the screen and sniffed. I couldn't resist it; I did the same. Hmmmm it's love. She smelled of fresh fur after rolling around in the green stuff that's out in the middle of the yard. Long hair... 6 toes on each foot??? Surely she's not one of these Aliens that Mistress rants on about when she's watching The x-Files?  I'm hoping to get some shots of us together while she's gone to work.


Hmmm potato salad
Mistress introduced me to a new food; Potato Salad. *rubs furry tummy*  MEOWWwwwWWWwwwwWww gawd it's so good!!!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

She showers

scratch me HARDER!!!

Meow!!!!

Fast post while my Mistress is getting ready for bed.

I WON the bet! So that means that my potty box stays in the potty room and she owes me Shrimp. Listened to her complaining about the price but... SUCK it up lady! I saw you drinking from that 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Now pay up!

finding the gurl in me

I've not been on the pc while she's at work; simply because, she shuts the door and makes sure that the pc is off.

MEOW!!! No Thunder cats for me.

I'm hoping that she'll leave it on in the morning so that I can get caught up on my many emails from other cats and, update again.

Uh oh! She comes.

*poof!*