love is no-more

(in the tune of "All by myself")

Meow, meow, meow; meow!

Sad!!!!! Mistress was wondering what I was doing this evening... All I was doing was just hanging out at the front door; making kitty faces of love to 6 toes who, was doing the same back at me. Well let me tell you!, she (my mistress) went out the door and sat on the porch, leaving me inside while she sat, petted and talked with 6 toes! 

Meow!!!!

Then!!! she came in; closed the door and started laughing and told me that 6 toes was a MALE!  NO!!!!!! Don't tease me like that! She even boasted; "not only is he a male but he has 7 toes on his front feet and 6 on the back"!

Heart cracks...

sniff.

A male cat. Oh well; if I'm gonna, it might as well be with someone who I am attracted to. Right?

Shrimps for mei!

Hmmm shrimp

  Meow! The bet was over with, way before it even started. I WON!!! Tonight we celebrated that little well known fact; Shrimp for mei! Meow!!!

Not much has been going on. Hell; I confess. I met someone recently and have been too busy to blog on here. We met one day when Mistress had gone across to get soda and she left the door open (however the screen door was locked). A rather nice looking Orange, long haired female came by to see what I was crying about. My cries stopped. Our eyes met. She was the daring one when she came up to the door and laid down and pressed her face to the screen and sniffed. I couldn't resist it; I did the same. Hmmmm it's love. She smelled of fresh fur after rolling around in the green stuff that's out in the middle of the yard. Long hair... 6 toes on each foot??? Surely she's not one of these Aliens that Mistress rants on about when she's watching The x-Files?  I'm hoping to get some shots of us together while she's gone to work.

Hmmm potato salad

Mistress introduced me to a new food; Potato Salad. *rubs furry tummy*  MEOWWwwwWWWwwwwWww gawd it's so good!!!

She showers

scratch me HARDER!!!

Meow!!!!

Fast post while my Mistress is getting ready for bed.

I WON the bet! So that means that my potty box stays in the potty room and she owes me Shrimp. Listened to her complaining about the price but... SUCK it up lady! I saw you drinking from that 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Now pay up!

finding the gurl in me

I've not been on the pc while she's at work; simply because, she shuts the door and makes sure that the pc is off.

MEOW!!! No Thunder cats for me.

I'm hoping that she'll leave it on in the morning so that I can get caught up on my many emails from other cats and, update again.

Uh oh! She comes.

*poof!*